Model status: idle
About KrukuGPT
Model: KrukuGPT v7.0
Training data: 7 years of your laughter, your rants, your sleepy face, and your brilliant brain.
Parameters: infinite love, limited brain cells.
Known bug: forgets dates, never forgets you.
Primary objective: keep Kruku loved, heard, and slightly amused.
Patch Notes v7.0 – Anniversary Fix
- Fixed: anniversary reminder system now replicated across 3 calendars and 1 paranoid note.
- Improved: listening-to-you-when-you're-upset responsiveness by 50%.
- Added: more spontaneous hugs and 'I love you's, even on random Tuesdays.
- Updated: default setting from 'I'll try' to 'I'll show you'.
- Security: extra protection for your heart, to be handled with care at all times.
- Performance: optimized for faster 'I'm sorry' response times.
- Bug fix: removed 'forgetting important dates' feature (permanently deprecated).
Need to retrain the model?
Secret Room: 100% Serious Mode
Jokes and fake AI aside: I'm really sorry.
I know our anniversary matters, and you deserve someone who treats it like the big thing it is.
I love you, I want to keep growing with you, and I want us to look back on this as just one of those 'remember when you built me that weird AI apology page?' stories.
You're my favorite human, Kruku.
KrukuGPT Reward Coupon
Redeemable for one special date night (designed entirely around what you love), plus unlimited hugs.